perks-of-being-chinese:

nlghtvisions:

WHATS GOING ON?

we’re all mentally dating you

perks-of-being-chinese:

nlghtvisions:

WHATS GOING ON?

we’re all mentally dating you

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

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theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

42,348 notes

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

114,290 notes

qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg

114,988 notes

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

57,017 notes

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

(Source: basedgosh)

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