(Source: dovne)
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
(Source: okhazel)
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
once on club penguin i went to the pizza parlor and i met this guy and we became friends and added eachother and then this girl showed up and totally fricken stole him from me and they went to his igloo and i was so pissed so i went to his igloo and she was in a bikini and she was like dancing and he was sitting there and i was like “oh sorry am i annoying u…. i guess i should leave” and they were like “umm ya leave” im still sad about this :(
